[t-] Tarzan is in the [3] basement of the [-ang] chapel where he is wondering what will happen 倘 if he puts on a 冋 moustache that he found in one of the holy storage boxes. Maybe 倘 if he puts it on, 亻 Slenderman dressed as a priest will come up to him and sprinkle ⺌ confetti on him. So he does so, standing there in his barbaric clothing and a single fake 冋 moustache. And sure enough, 亻 Slenderman comes down the basement stairs and runs up to him and sprays ⺌ confetti on him. Even our most absurd 倘 "ifs" can sometimes happen!