[pi-] Pinocchio is in the [4] bathroom of the [-an] pawn shop adjusting his wood face in the mirror. The 片 waiter barges in and, thinking that Pinocchio was but an inanimate doll, takes a 片 slice of his leg, then runs out the bathroom door to go pay for it. Whichever way you 片 slice it, that's just plain rude!