shāng • shang1
salesman
salesperson
Shrek is in front of the chapel, where he works as a guard. He wears a black executioner's hood so that nobody knows who he is, though a hole for the mouth is carved out so he can communicate. His job is simple: to ward off the legions of salesmen that all want to get into the chapel to sell their wares. One salesman approaches and Shrek takes out a huge fin from his pocket and wacks him across the face, knocking him out. "Whatever you're selling, we ain't buying", he says, through the mouth hole of his hood."