Cupid is in the bathroom of the infirmary, looking for someone to shoot a caliper at, since he ran out of love arrows. He finds a person standing at the mirror and shoots it at him, striking him in the back, whereupon he screams in pain. A doctor runs in and yanks out the arrow, and tells the victim, "Don't worry, the caliper missed your heart by a Chinese inch" and begins bandaging the wound, which is also a Chinese inch wide and deep.