[p-] Patrick Star is in the [4] bathroom of the [-(e)i] beach house by the bay. There, in front of him, is 亻 Slenderman who he 佩 admires greatly. Mainly because 亻 Slenderman is not fat like Patrick. He 佩 admires 亻 Slenderman so much it is kind of sickening, as he gets on the sandy tile 一 ground to worship at his feet, assuming the position of a 几 table in the process. 亻 Slenderman puts his 巾 towel on Patrick's back to wash his hands while Patrick maintains perfect 几 table form, happy that he can be of use to the one he 佩 admires. After seeing this, I'm not sure I can 佩 admire Patrick anymore.