Diddy Kong is in the bathroom of the house, which he has declared as being its own country, of which he is of course, sovereign. "Diddystan" is crudely written on toilet paper hanging as a banner for the entrance. He sits on the toilet, wearing a crown, and has a monkey guard posted at the door of the bathroom. He wears a towel because his country, being literally just a bathroom, has no room for clothes. Or food. He is practically sovereign of nothing...