[di-] Diddy Kong is in the [4] bathroom of the [-_] house, which he has declared as being its own country, of which he is of course, 帝 sovereign. "Diddystan" is crudely written on toilet paper hanging as a banner for the entrance. He sits on the toilet, wearing a 冖 crown, and has a monkey 立 guard posted at the door of the bathroom. He wears a 巾 towel because his country, being literally just a bathroom, has no room for clothes. Or food. He is practically 帝 sovereign of nothing...